I could hear the song of my people from across the Celery Bog. It was the grumpy chatter of a Belted Kingfisher and it was getting closer. He’s flying right at me, can I get him? Aaaand right behind a tree, RATS! Wait, there’s an opening, “click”, got him! And a bonus perch too, thanks buddy! What’s that? No, ma’am, I was talking to the bird. Yeah, to the bird. Nevermind. Sigh, live narration gets a little weird when people sneak up behind me.