“Are you my mother?” asked the baby bird. “No,” replied the world-class wilderness explorer, “and neither is that cat, hen, or dog; and certainly not that cow, car, boat, or plane; and absolutely not that snort! She’s right behind you.” added the world-class wilderness explorer. And they all lived happily ever after! This condensed version of “Are You My Mother” by P.D. Eastman was brought to you by birds of the bog.com. Special thanks to the juvenile Red-shouldered Hawk for approaching and giving me that look, which conjured up a sweet old memory about my favorite book!