I have been secretly studying this bird for several years using complex scientifical testing methods and I can now say with 100% certainty that I have discovered a brand new species. Behold the Black-and-white Sandpiper! I’m gonna be famous! Oh brother, my technical director is glaring at me again. I better go see what’s wrong now. Hmmm… she says I can’t just rename a bird sandpiper whenever I find one with no tail feathers. What does she know about scientifical testing methods anyway!?!