This muskrat had his back to me all morning, wouldn’t turn around for nuthin’. I gave up after an hour of pleading with him using my best muskrat call. It’s actually just high pitched english, like how most people talk to puppies. I figured I would just photoshop a face on him later and be done with it. As an expert photoshopist I have the ability to put a muskrat face on a muskrat butt and no one would be the wiser. I mean, if I didn’t tell you this was photoshopped you probably wouldn’t think anything of it. That is clearly a muskrat face right there!